Quirky Quotes
[ Issue 5 ]

Quirky Quotes

Issue 5's helping of Quintessential Quirky Quotes consists of some memorable witticisms from Samuel Butler, Alfred Hitchcock, Groucho Marx, Dorothy Parker and the ever-prolific Anonymous.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes

The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
— Alfred Hitchcock

It was good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make two people miserable instead of four.
— Samuel Butler

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
— Dorothy Parker

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
— Groucho Marx

Cricket is a game invented by God to teach Englishmen the meaning of the word 'eternity'.
— Anonymous