Quirky Quotes
[ Issue 14 ]

Quirky Quotes

In Issue 14 our Quintessential Quirky Quotes column presents some classic drolleries from Woody Allen, Robert Benchley, Lawrence Durrell, Henry Kissinger and the ever-fertile mind of Anonymous.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes

Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac; you can always take something for it.
— Anonymous

Like all young men I set out to be a genius, but mercifully laughter intervened.
— Lawrence Durrell

There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
— Henry Kissinger

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
— Woody Allen

It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give up because by that time I was too famous.
— Robert Benchley