Les Musiques Imbéciles
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Les Musiques Imbéciles

The poem Les Musiques Imbéciles is another in our occasional series Dreadful Doggerel.

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Les Musiques Imbéciles [ Dreadful Doggerel No. 4 ] — Henri Dandin Copyright
	I To play a Chopin Polonaise Would not be awfully easy, Specially on a keyboard greasy With a coat of mayonnaise. II Nor can cheap and punctured vellum Help a novice drummer’s nerves; I’m sure, however, whisky serves To quickly, smartly, nicely quell ‘em. III And lugging harps and basses round Is sure to very promptly learn ya; Otherwise your painful hernya Finds you surgically gowned.
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