The Feral Joke Collector
[ Issue 22 ]

The Feral Joke Collector

Issue 22 features another selection in our occasional series The Feral Joke Collector.

This time it's some hilarious church messages that Katisha has stumbled upon.

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Announcements Taken from Church Bulletins
[ Forwarded by Katisha ]

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. First Presbyterian Church. Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

The 1991 Spring council retreat will be hell May 10 and 11th.

Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

The senior choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan in preparing for the girth of their first child.

Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. All proceeds will be used to cripple children.

The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6:00 p.m. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.