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 What?
Another handful of weird and wacky sites?
Yep, and let’s start with Where’s My Pants? What it is, in fact, is
a dire warning. You see, “aliens are abducting our pants”:
This
is an incendiary statement, a statement that will change the way humans
perceive themselves in their relationship to the universe . . . It is my
purpose to educate the masses, for a "society gone psychotic" is
unavoidable, but perhaps I can save our pants.
Just
thought I’d better alert you.
Next,
let’s carefully take a trip to the equally gorgeously entitled Aluminum
Foil Deflector Beanie. This site gives you painstaking instructions on
how to build an AFDB. Why would you need one? To combat mind control,
silly. It’s “an effective, low-cost solution” that's also “stylish and
comfortable”. Make yourself one immediately!
Over to
Japan now, courtesy of the Quirky Japan Home Page.
Vending
Machine Heaven, Pachinko ("the world's most mindless pastime"), Rubber
Baseball Museum, Bean-Throwing Day — all these and more can be yours in
the Land of the Rising Sun. But there’s more: in particular, a list of
Cheesy Tourist Attractions and Disappointments. Quick, let’s go!
Can’t
tempt you? How about CrankDotNet? "Devoted to presenting Web sites
by and about cranks, crankism, crankishness, and crankosity. All cranks,
all the time."
Every day at midnight, a new Crank o' the Day is chosen! . . . There is
also a What's New page, which lists all the cranks added in the last
month.
What more
could a true Bikwilian need?
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