Quirky Quotes
[ Issue 29 ]

Quirky Quotes

The Quintessential Quirky Quotes column for Issue 29 contains some classic witticisms from Woody Allen, Covert Bailey, Groucho Marx, Rev. Sydney Smith and the peripatetic Anonymous.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes

Old piano players never die; they simply fake away.
— Anonymous

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
— Covert Bailey

Macaulay? He has occasional flashes of silence that make his conversation perfectly delightful.
— Rev. Sydney Smith

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
— Groucho Marx

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.
— Woody Allen