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I don't know if you have ever leaped
between the sheets, all ready for a spot of sleep, and received an
unforseen lizard up the left pyjama leg? It is an experience that puts its
stamp on a man.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Henry James had a mind so fine no
idea could violate it.
— T.S. Eliot
You know you’re getting old when
you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you’re
down there.
— George Burns
If you can't get rid of the
skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
— George Bernard Shaw
Well, Art is Art, isn’t it? Still,
on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and
if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more
like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.
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