Quirky Quotes
[ Issue 32 ]

Quirky Quotes

For this Quintessential Quirky Quotes column the editor has selected some memorable witticisms from Woody Allen, Tallulah Bankhead, Noel Coward, W. C. Fields and the ubiquitous Anonymous.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes

To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
— Woody Allen

The less I behave like Whistler’s mother the night before, the more I look like her the morning after.
— Tallulah Bankhead

Edith Sitwell? I am fairly unrepentant about her poetry. I really think that three quarters of it is gibberish. However, I must crush down these thoughts, otherwise the dove of peace will shit on me.
— Noel Coward

Tell your boss what you think of him, and the truth shall set you free.
— Anonymous

Reminds me of my safari days in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but bread and water.
— W. C. Fields