Quirky Quotes
[ Issue 33 ]

Quirky Quotes

The Quintessential Quirky Quotes column for Issue 33 contains some classic quips from G. K. Chesterton, Samuel Goldwyn, Ernie Kovacs, George Bernard Shaw and the ever-fertile mind of Anonymous.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes

An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
— George Bernard Shaw

We want a story that starts with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.
— Samuel Goldwyn

Television — a medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well-done.
— Ernie Kovacs

Physics lesson: When a body is submerged in water, the phone rings.
— Anonymous

Twenty million young women rose to their feet with the cry 'We will not be dictated to', and promptly became stenographers.
— G. K. Chesterton