Quirky Quotes
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Quirky Quotes

The Quintessential Quirky Quotes column for Issue 29 contains some classic witticisms from Robert Benchley, W.C. Fields, Clive James, Groucho Marx and the ever-inventive Anonymous.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes

The oboe is an ill wind that nobody blows good.
— Anonymous

A wonderful drink, wine. It has unexploited values. Did you ever hear of a barefooted Italian grape crusher with athlete's foot?
— W. C. Fields

The bodice of her evening gown featured a gold motif that circled each breast before climbing ceilingwards behind her shoulders like a huge menorah. It was a bra mitzvah.
— Clive James

Time wounds all heels.
— Groucho Marx

I do most of my work sitting down. That's where I shine.
— Robert Benchley