Quirky Quotes
[ Issue 36 ]

Quirky Quotes

In Issue 36 our Quintessential Quirky Quotes consist of some memorable drolleries from Sir Thomas Beecham, Emo Phillips, Mark Twain, James Abbott McNeill Whistler and the ubiquitous Anonymous.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes

You tell me I am the greatest painter since Velasquez. But why drag in Velasquez?
— James Abbott McNeill Whistler

No, no, no, the British people are quite fond of classical music. They just don't like the noise it makes.
— Sir Thomas Beecham

I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there’s never any gum under any of them.
— Emo Philips

History doesn't often repeat itself; but it rhymes.
— Mark Twain

Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
— Anonymous