Quirky Quotes
[ Issue 37 ]

Quirky Quotes

For Issue 37’s Quintessential Quirky Quotes the editor has selected some immortal quips from George Burns, Noel Coward, Rodney Dangerfield, Groucho Marx and that perennial favourite, Anonymous.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes

Always look out for Number One and be careful not to step in Number Two.
— Rodney Dangerfield

Remember men, we're fighting for this woman's honour, which is probably more than she ever did.
— Groucho Marx

You’ll know you’re old when everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.
— George Burns

A good pun is its own reword.
— Anonymous

I write at high speed because boredom is bad for my health. It upsets my stomach more than anything else. I also avoid green vegetables. They’re grossly overrated.
— Noel Coward