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 It’s
Weird and Wacky Web time!
If you
love garden gnomes, please don't visit
Die Screaming with
Sharp Things in Your Head. On the other hand, provided you have
a sick sense of humour, rush right over there. You can even buy a Die
Screaming mug at their shop. Or a pair of boxer shorts. Or a baby's bib
already.
“Who do
the aliens choose, and why haven't they chosen you? If they won't
contact you, contact us!”
Alien Abductions
Incorporated is out of date (1999), but who cares, if you’re
having interstellar fun? Contribute yourself! Surely you have a personal
abduction story that you’d like to share?
The
Ultimate Build Your Own Cow Page is already up to Version 2.0.
Come see “the most modular cow in existence”. One might question whether
this site is worth the time wasted. And it’s out of date. Mind you,
aren’t we all?
Headache,
anyone? Try Find the
Black Dot.
“Language
Removal Services is a pioneer in the arena of language removal for
vocal applications. Our laboratory is, we believe, the only one of its
kind in the world.” But what do they do? Prepare yourself for a
surprise. People who have received the LRS treatment include Gertrude
Stein, Maria Callas, Robert Hughes, Noam Chomsky, Sylvester Stallone and
Princess Diana. My favourites, though, are Marilyn Monroe and Charlie
Mingus.
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