Quirky Quotes
[ Issue 42 ]

Quirky Quotes

In Issue 42 our Quintessential Quirky Quotes consist of some evergreen witticisms from George Burns, Groucho Marx, Dorothy Parker, Rev. Sydney Smith and P.G. Wodehouse.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
— Dorothy Parker

My handwriting looks as if a swarm of ants, escaping from an ink bottle, had walked over a sheet of paper without wiping their legs.
— Rev. Sydney Smith

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, and a good woman — or a bad woman. It depends on how much happiness you can handle.
— George Burns

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.
— Groucho Marx

His eyes today have that unmistakable look which is to be seen only in the eyes of confirmed bachelors whose feet have been dragged to the very brink of the pit and who have gazed at close range into the naked face of matrimony.
— P.G. Wodehouse