Quirky Quotes
[ Issue 43 ]

Quirky Quotes

The QQQ column for Issue 43 contains some classic drolleries from Richard Clopton, Samuel Goldwyn, Ogden Nash, Mark Twain and our old friend Anonymous.

Please refer to our Series Catalogue for an indication as to which Bikwil issues a given author’s Quintessential Quirky Quotes have appeared in.

[ Print This Issue ]

[ Help with Printing ]

Music Player

Quintessential Quirky Quotes

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.
— Mark Twain

A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
— Samuel Goldwyn

Monogamy leaves a lot to be desired.
— Anonymous

For every credibility gap there is a gullibility fill.
— Richard Clopton

In the nice-minded Department of Prunes and Prisms,
It’s I for you
And euphemisms.
— Ogden Nash