Quirky Quotes
[ Issue 45 ]

Quirky Quotes

The Quintessential Quirky Quotes column for Issue 45 contains some classic witticisms from Agatha Christie, Andrew Lang, Mark Twain, P.G. Wodehouse and your old friend Anonymous.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes

An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
— Agatha Christie

He uses language like a drunken man uses a lamp-post — for support, rather than illumination.
— Andrew Lang

I have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week to make it up.
— Mark Twain

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
— Anonymous

Into the face of the young man who sat on the terrace of the Hotel Magnifique at Cannes there had crept a look of furtive shame, the shifty, hangdog look which announces that an Englishman is about to talk French.
— P.G. Wodehouse