Quirky Quotes
[ Issue 47 ]

Quirky Quotes

For Issue 47’s Quintessential Quirky Quotes column the editor has selected some immortal quips from Woody Allen, Wynn Catlin, Albert Einstein, Emo Phillips and Robert Wilensky.

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Quintessential Quirky Quotes

Organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year and spends very little on office supplies.
— Woody Allen

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice Doggie!" till you can find a rock.
— Wynn Catlin

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
— Albert Einstein

How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.
— Emo Phillips

We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true.
— Robert Wilensky